Mr Honi: I have to tell you something
Me: yeah ok, what’s up honey?
Mr Honi: You know that shampoo you buy, well when I first looked at it, I thought it was REALLY cruel to animals.
Mr Honi: Well, it says that it uses the cuticles from baby seals!
Mr Honi: Well, I THOUGHT it used the cuticles from seals, until I re-read the label properly. Plus I remembered that seals have flippers, not hands with fingernails – so they don’t really have cuticles.
Mr Honi then picks up said Shampoo and shows me the point of his confusion…..
....and that's the truth.....